Now here's an irritation I could do without - a certain kind of spam. Emails offering me treatments to enlarge my penis. Both length and thickness.
My first (and abiding) question is: why do they think someone who calls themselves Lucy Melford would have a penis?
Actually, looking closely at the latest batch of these emails, I see that I am addressed as 'Lucymelford' - as in my email address -
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